I don’t pronounce my R’s, I call a liquor store a packy, a garbage can a barrel, and a milkshake is a frappe. I root for the team that hasn’t won the World Series since 1918, and yell “Yankees suck,” when we are playing the Tigers. I think Larry Bird is the greatest basketball player ever, I think Ted Williams is the greatest hitter ever and Bobby Orr is the best defensemen to ever skate. To me everything west of 128 is the boonies, and the Cape is a piece of heaven right here on Earth. The best summer night would be me and a couple of beantown kids, watching a game in the bleachers at Fenway with lots of hot dogs and beers. I ride the T. I know better to swim the Charles, but I love that dirty water. Hell yeah, I’m a Bostonian and I’m WICKED proud of it!